don't be offended if you are a "humorless prude". It takes all kinds to make a world :) ....
All I ask is that you accept the internet for what it is: an anarchic discussion forum, not subject to anyone's individual likes or dislikes. Now I suggest you write a song about it, and post it to this forum.
Songs are a sacred cow, aren't they, and shurely not subject to censorship, shurely???