To be sung to the tune of Villikins and his Dinah - the Yetties, Threshing Machine (Sling it here, sling it there, and if your standing by, then your all get your share).

SING IT ELSEWHERE

Sing it here
Sing it there
For the sake of the landlord
Please sing it elsewhere

Important to us, is to be able to sing
And thought by many, to be very fine thing
But councils officials, who can count up to three
Are making outlaws of you and of me

I bring you news of a terrible fact
Singing in pubs is a criminal act
At the moment you're safe if there's only two
But there's even worse news, in the Parliament due

The two in a bar rule is to be taken away
From now on, no one will be able to play
Folk songs from England or music from France
Without permission sought well in advance

They say you can't sing, "public safety I'm afraid"
It would seem to be fine, if your not paid?
Its only the Minister that quite understands
How the pub is unsafe, just when 'money changes hands'

And the lads can crowd in, watch their team on TV
Need no, permission or a safe capacity
Can shout all they wish and nothing is wrong
Only, needing permission to burst into song

Football supporters with money to burn
Can wake up the neighbours, with no apparent concern
But you and the 'missus', you'd better beware
When you quietly burst into 'Scarborough Fair'

I would like you all to write your MP
Its time that they listened to you and to me
I don't know about you but I think this a farce
To hear politicians speak out of their ....(dispatch box)

Sing it here
Sing it there
For the sake of the landlord
Please sing it elsewhere