Onyone wi' e'en a slight modicum o' class wuid nae gie time tae this sort o' rubbish, except if he wis daft or deid drunk. Whit wuid it be this time, LJC? Ah dinna ken when Ah hae witnessed a mair unlikely end fer the magnificent physique Ah hae built up o'er the years tossin' the caber, than tae contribute it tae sich a grisly public display. Ah've nae heard o' the like since William Wallace wis dismembered tae please the vile English mob. Shame!

- LH