Tired of pathetic jokes and tirades against bodhran players our bodhran player decides to learn another instrument. Our bodhran player goes into a music shop and has a good look around trying to decide which instrument to learn. Finally, a decision is made and the music shop assistant is summoned. "I want to buy this one please" "Are you bodhran player by any chance?" "Why yes. Remarkable! How did you know that?" "That's a radiator sir (madam!)"