GUEST - I'm honored.

"the mudcatter i find the funniest is blackcatter. first he tells someone to "fuck off," then he tells them they're "too stupid," then he signs his post with "pax, y'all."

you can't be too sincere about pax after telling someone to fuck off."

Once again, however, you miss the point - hence the stupid reference. See, fuckin' off is a non-violent thing to do. I means "go away" - even if you take it literally, rarely is it violent.

I haven't suggested to do violence to you, or expressed any hope that violence will come to you. That is why I can sign off with "pax yall".

By the way, I do own swamp land in Florida. It's about 40 miles south of my home in Orlando, on the Kissimmee River. I am currently holding it until the Nature Conservancy purchases more land in the area and then I will sell it to them for a minimal price so they can then develop a reserve to help keep part of my world green. What have you done lately?

And you can go ahead and say we're scared - we know better. As for us responding to you, ever watch a cat capture a mouse. They usually PLAY with the hapless beast prior to killing it and eating it. Since this is the MudCAT and there are a fair amount of cats around here, imagine you're the mouse. Metaphorically speaking, of course...

pax yall