Oh, and you made it only to around 60 posts before midnight, but then again, you're probably used to falling short of goals, aren't you?

And I'd suggest you study your keyboard. There's these two buttons called "shift" they do so remarkable things, try it occasionally.

Oh, and notch away on your belt - eventually you'll cut through it and you drop your pants. Then you'll look as silly as you sound.

pax yall