I can't resist sharing this little gem I saw on the back of a Mad Magazine about eight years ago.

M is for the Massive Guilt she gave me.
O is for the Outbursts that she had.
T is for the Total domination.
H is How she drove out dear old Dad.
E is for the Eunuch that she made me.
R is is my Respect she stripped away.

Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" -- the reason I'm so @*&#ed up today.