This just popped into my head:

To the tune of 16 TONS

I've gone 65 days without a cigarette

My body wants one but I haven't lit it yet

Oh, Peter can you help me cause I gotta pay Paul

And they don't allow no smokin' down in the pool hall

I've gone 65 days without a cigarette

Although I get the spam where they sell it on the net

Can't smoke at work, at home or at school

To smoke is stupid, but it used to be cool.