Genie I'd heard of the statue of limitations but thought it represented new immigration restrictions.

Same friend who says "tenants" writes "hardwear" as if he needed a suit of armor. You can buy Duck-tape, a brand of duct-tape, maybe have it at the hardwear store, fix your visor.

Then there was a woman who was considering a tubal litigation, but instead her husband got spaded. ouch.

I told my sister-in-law about a man I know who hates to go out, doesn't like to leave the house and she said he must be homophobic.