Many Moons ago an old guitar teacher taught me a song which contained the following lines:

Buy a car with chocolate wheels, driven by two jellied eels but don't drive it at full pelt or the chocolate tyres will melt

Ch. Listen while I tell you tales to ...... your mind

This has bugged me for years.

Please help to end my misery. Is there anybody out there in the wide world of mudcat who can supply more info on this wee ditty