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Thread #10723   Message #77145
Posted By: Sandy
10-May-99 - 06:44 AM
Thread Name: Worst pickup lines ever
Subject: RE: Worst pickup lines ever
A woman on her own in a hotel bar one evening turned to me and said, "I'm lonely". I said, "What would you like to drink?" (of course). She said, "A double brandy please". I said, "No wonder you're f***ing lonely".

Silence.

So I said, "Would you like to come up to my room and listen to some music?" She said, "What if I don't like your taste in music?" I said, "You can put your clothes on and go home".

Was I successful?

Cast your votes now.

Sandy