I want to write a Poe-like story in which Michael Jackson wants to play Poe in a movie.

Dan, I also find Steven Seagal entertaining. Someone described his concoction of mysticism and blue-collar sentiment: He's the mysterious presence at the backyard barbeque.

Some comedian used to do a bit about Tony Danza cast in The Godfather. Everytime I think Hey, I'm out, they pull me back, y'know, in. I mean, c'mon!