I just happened upon this tidbit of information while searching for something totally unrelated:

If a person 'passes wind' consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Source: Bizzarro)

The implications are obvious! Catspaw49 has been off secretly working on his own weapons-of-mass-destruction program! As if Spaw flatulence wasn't deadly enough in the first place, save 'em up for seven years and you've got a first-class nuclear device on your hands!

Do we tell Dubya? Or maybe he already knows! Maybe Spaw's the secret weapon Dubya's preparing to launch against Iraq! Oh my God! The humanity! Spaw farts! A fate worse than death!