Well, me and my trusty Wes Ginny slide rule been workin' on that nuclear device thing and no matter how many X's and Y's we use, these are the findings:

***** Our chances of someone building a nuke in a rowboat and floating into the New York harbor increase porportionately with the number of folks we blow up.*****

I knew Junior had problems with his figurator and now, in spite of those folks who are comforted having Dick around, I think he might have similar wiring problems!

Bobert