Rick, you said "Picture Tex Ritter meets The Chieftans meets Ozzie Osbourne meets Yma Sumach meets Lisa Simpson meets meatloaf."

I got the Lisa Simpson reference just fine. I don't understand Ozzie though. Might have had something to do with the way he was eating shrimp in the Chinese restaurant. I'd hate to see what he does with crawdads in Louisianna. ("NO, Jed - first the ass, THEN the head!")