Rudy Felch knew how to belch
Better than anyone ever did
My sister says that Rudy Felch
is an ugly vulgar nasty kid
And when he dies will go to hell
or China or somewhere. Now
every night I pray that before he dies
he'll show me how.

Or something like that, the book's in the house, and I'm not.
Blessings,
a frantically sewing and glueing Barbara
we open the 14th.