Well, good things come outta Hoser Taverns, sometimes.

Now repeat after me:

"I'm a man

But I can change

If I hafta

I guess..."

I gotta say, though, if the lass wants to become a Canadian, makin her a Newfoundlander is kind of an end run...

No, Please, Put down the bottle of Screech. (Prefereably blunt end down.)

Hope Carol has a tolerance for inclement weather.

I'm speakin from experience, my Jersey-bred partner has been here for 18 years and is still nostalgic for South Jersey winters, which don't hardly even happen.
W-O