Isn't she just the most adorable woman who has ever lived? I would walk a million miles over broken glass backwards just to gargle with your bathwater, Ms Penelope Rutledge. I will only be happy when we are finally together, poisoning squirels and vandalising phone booths together in Twillingsgate. I have written several very long poems about eternal love, on the strength of what I am now feeling, Ms Penelope Rutledge.