Bobert's "My Crystal Ball Is Stuck in the Pawnshop Blues"

I done sold my incense,
And I sold my magic ruby shoes.
Yes, I sold my bag of incense,
And I sold my magic ruby shoes
My psyches on va-caaaation! Lord!
I got them Crystal Ball Stuck in the Pawnshop Blues!!

Well I try for preemonitions
But you know nothin' that I foresee comes true!
Oh, I try for premonitions
But you know they never do come true!
Is it 'cuz I'm eating funny
Or is it those Crystal Ball Stuck in the Pawnshop Blues?

Well I tried to call my spirit guide
But he just would not come through
I say I tried to call my spirit guide
But you know he would not come through!
Are my stars giving me those retrograde vibes?
Or is it those Crystal Ball Stuck in the Pawnshop Blues?!!

Well, I'm gonna kill a chicken
That's exackly what I yam gonna do! Yes, I'm gonna kill a chicken
Yes, indeed, that's what I'll do!
I'll clean up this here aura, baby,
And I'll shake those Crystal Ball Stuck in the Pawnshop Blueeeees!
Yas, yas, yas -- shake, shake those Crystal Ball Stuck in the Pawnshop Blueeeees!

All yers, Bobert!! Get ahold of Tweed and knock 'em out on a disc, and you're on your way to the top of the charts!! LOL!!

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