After the death of her husband, an old lady of 86 years decided she would like to be reunited with the man she'd spent over 60 years married to. She decided the easiest way to end it all would be to shoot herself in the heart. The problem with this plan was that she wasn't sure exactly where her heart was.
She sought advice from a friend, "Your heart is just below your left breast" she was reliably informed.
The next day an elderly lady was admitted to the local hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee!