Well ALL RIGHT!!Great ideas often come from Mudcat anecdotes....so here's my plan...and I'M GONNA DO IT....just so I can bring this thread back one day and let folks know about it.
The next time I encounter a bone-crusher, I'm really going to over-react....feign a broken finger etc. lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth, and implying that I won't be able to play for the next several weeks (or feed Heather and the cats!).....that'll teach 'em!
As far as "The multi-pumpers" go....I guess they're just lonely
Cheers
Rick (medium grip, three pumps)