A correction for an ill-placed and too hastey delete

(quote) "7. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot."

Y'all try and make that rule stick at any of these good ol'boy beer n' Wild Turkey/Jack Daniels gathering's bar when some sweet young thang is showin' off what she's got and guess who's gonna get shot.

Yeah ,ask any red-blooded Southern male why they love football and see if y'all can even get their attention as lall the ittle Bobby Sue's are doin' those cheerleader splits as *inspiration* for gettin' a touchdown. I don't lknow what's funnier; this perpetuation of so-callede classical Southrern culture or the wealth *winked at* foibles runnin' rampant behoind all of the posturing.

If there's any true American character we *all* share it's pokin' holes in false facades. No *that's* always funny. ;-)