Now the great Ukrainian anarchist general Nestor Makhno had a way of sorting these things. One time he marched openly into the camp of an enemy, strode up to the enemy general, and shot him. And the enemy army changed sides on the spot, and joined Makhno.

Now I'm not recommending that exacly, but it beats having a war. I've been reading how Bush has said that if no one else is willing to join him, he'll go against Saddam on his own, and maybe that might be the best way. Bush personally, I mean.