Well, I know that if Jack the Sailor is on the case then all is well. But if you're gonna write a song about dubbawhad den you gonna have to make some reference Iron City Beer, duct tape and my cousin Rufus and his rather large but sweet -- do anything fir ya -- wife Retha May. They used to live in a dubbawhad but lost half of it on a drunken bet on football or something and now the two of them just live in half a dubbawhad...

Bobert