Just what is a liberal, Doug? You throw this word around alot but I don't have a clue what is meant by it. But the way you use it, it must be something real bad.

(Well, Bobert, at least ya' got Doug to quit calling you one. Don't that mean anything?)

Oh, yeah, thanks fir not calling me a liberal anymore, Doug.

(see, Bobert, now that wasn't so hard, was it?)

But really, Doug, I'm not trying to be funny here. I'm serious. What is a liberal?

Your "Gald-to-not-be-one" friend...