If you want a round there's always "The Ghost of Tom".

Many years ago at Bracknell FF, I heard a hilarious song about a girl who is seduced by a goul. I can remember a line about having sex on a grave going something "Strange to have a man on top and another one down below". It finished of with the line "I should have asked my mummy but she was too wrapped up to know". Anybody know it ? - I think it was written by a girl.