Can anyone remember a seriously funny radio skit on pirates three or four years ago probably by people like Punt and Dennis (UK) The pirates weren't satisfied with their lot and were ready to mutiny The captain assumed that they wanted more rum etc. but their union rep wanted things like an away-day, and a creche, and to speak properly , and use other tenses other than the present, when the captain said that he'd keelhaul them they started quoting all sorts of civil rights at him. I really wish I could quote it.