Hello, Portlypuss, it will be our pleasure to make your aquaintance. There is a lot of plaque in Lincoln, being historical, lark.

I think you might've realised the hardwood fiddler is a little wide of the mark about the Sloop, as they are in fact naked didgeridooists.

If you can make the Sloop on a Tuesday, it will be an excellent chance for you to purchase the seminal Cara CD, 'A Slap beyond the Suti', a paeon to the good sense in wife-roasting. David doesn't approve of shameless plugging, but I'm not beyond telling you that this baby's selling like hot roti in the Khyber Pass.

My dog is a dental miracle, as she doesn't brush her teeth but has no plaque. And she does French.

Skipjack