Dear Ms. Squeak. It's been a busy week up here in Honeyville. First we had to put a fresh coat of paint on the outhouse 'cause the Rasmussens were coming. The camoflage paint job didn't turn out to be a good idea. Yellow is better. Then of course we had to evict the ferrets from the Jerry's room. I think Micca dropped the first litter last OCT and they hid in the eaves. Of course the recent shipment of Eufala, Alabama 'shine confused yours truly no end and by the time I figured out how to turn on the !@#$ing computer. I'd missed your birthday. So there you are. Happy birthday anyway. Would it work if I were to give Morticia a huge hug to carry back to the UK to you? All the best, Chance