I heard it over the weekend and it was HILARIOUS. I do love sushi, however, and nowadays some of the chi-chi grocery stores have sushi bars in them. You can get 9 pieces of fresh-made eel roll for about $5.

Now, before anyone makes rolly-eyes about eel, eel is a fish. The meat is white and flaky like any other fish - this one's cooked, rather than raw. And it's damn good. I'm also a sucker for a good spicy tuna roll.

Several years ago, someone on PHC did a parody song about going to a business meeting and falling asleep - it was to the tune of "El Paso." I want to say, that might have been Pat Donohue as well, but I don't remember.