Now, In the Universal History of Infamy Borges says his name was Bill Harrigan. Surely, Borges is the final authority?

"Oh Fair New Mexico" is surely the world's dullest song. The state has a better song:

There is a land of dusty roads,
Rattle snakes and horny toads.
It never rains, it never snows,
New Mexico, we love you so!