Last night
I stayed up late
And masterbatedIt felt so good
I knew it would
Last night
I stayed up late
And masterbatedIt felt so nice
I did it twice
You should have seen me on the long strokes
It felt so neat
I used my feetI used my hand
Wrap it round the bed-post
Shoot it out the door
No doubt these are the REAL family lyrics she is looking for....and no doubt some Mudcatter can remember the rest and put them into the correct sequence.