Dear Mr. Guitar,

I keep writing and writing to you, and some DOCTOR keeps answering your mail. I'm all strung out! He's very clever, but I never trust people who will play doctor and never take off their mask! Give me a good lay person any time.

I was looking for Mrs. Fiddle but as she is a PM, apparently her time is quite short at present what with all her state duties.

I think I may switch to REVEREND Guitar, and just submit my cares as prayer requests from now on!

~Poly Anna