Dear Patients and Readers,

I apologise for the fact that someone called "mooman" has been trying to impersonate me in a not too convincing fashion and has been dispensing advice to some of my clients. While I do not disagree in principle with the advice he has given, I have contacted him and told him to desist from this practice.

I hope now to commence service once again as normal.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar