There were ten, ten constipated men in the bible.
1st was cain, he wasn't abel,
Solomon sat for 40 years.
Then came Adam,he soiled the garden.
Next was David, he threw a stone,
Balaam couldn't move his ass.
And Noah he filled the ark.
Soon was Moses, he took the tablets,
Samson he knocked the house down.
Joshua, he blew the wall down.
Next was King David, his sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Those are the ten, ten constipated men in the bible.