Every skoolboy nose that a fork has 4 prongs, something with 2 is a took, and one with 3 is a threek! (Snuffy)
So if I have a wonk, does that mean I have a sharp pointy thing?
The most unfriendly fork, without doubt, is the one sneaking across from your neighbours plate and steals that tempting morsel you were saving 'til last.