While we seem to have our collective Ewan Macoll heads on I wonder whether any-one has the words to "The Lag's Song". It was a song I used to sing some years ago and seem to have forgotten most of it. It starts
"When I was a young man I used to wonder what happened to time when it passed, Then one day I found time lands in prison and there it is held fast."
I was unable to find it in the digitrad!