Mrs. Jones, she had a mangle
She did wind it with an 'andle
When she turned it at full power
She did twenty sheets an hour...

Cosher's older brother Diar
Wished to join the village choir
But the vicar said 'no fear!'
'We don't want no Diar 'ere!'

Cosher had a sister Ella
Who did have a fine umbrella
And she thought so much about it
That she never was without it
Then one day she had a date
With her best friend's cousin's mate
T'would have been a tale of folly
If she hadn't had her brolly...