O ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus No ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus ye canny shove yer granny 'cos she's yer mammy's mammy No ye canny shove yer granny aff the busSingin' I will if you will, so will I Singin' I will if you will, so will I Singin' I will if you will, I will if you will I will if you will, so will I.
Ye can shove yer other granny aff the bus Ye can shove yer other granny aff the bus Ye can shove yer other granny 'cos she's yer daddy's mammy Ye can shove yer other granny aff the bus
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The song goes on with other relatives/political figures etc as required - as far as I have ever known!