Dear Mr A. Nuss,

It could very well be that the front of your guitar displays the "Willie's guitar" syndrome described by Guest Richie in the previous thread while the back of your guitar displays a fine piece of highly figured Brazilian rosewood or perhaps bird's-eye or curly maple. If this is indeed the case then I would be inclined to recommend that you thank your audience for their impeccable taste and not worry about a problem that does not really exist. Unless of course you do not like the extra "Willie" soundhole, in which case either myself or my esteemed colleague, Dr O.M. Dreadnought should be able to help you.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar