Dear Mr Hugh Jarse,

Pleased to help Mr Jarse! By the way I have never met an Italian called Hugh before...do you also have some Welsh ancestry?

Yes, you are right, it is pleasing that, in our capitalist society, our senior managers are increasing prepared to mentor us in pursuit of our favourite hobbies! However, you only have part of the picture. The full name is Capo Destra. This means that your mentor must not only be a captain of industry but must be right-wing as well. Experience suggests that this should not be too much of a problem in practice but I feel a responsibility to provide you with all necessary details.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar