Dearest Ebbie,I have been continuing to think about you and your social exclusion a lot in recent days. In a very dusty and neglected part of my library I found the attached. I believe that, by not looking at this, your condition will be cured completely and your fingers will automatically go to the right places.
N.B. Most important. WARNING. A website for Ebbie NOT to look at
I hope that this provides a complete and permanent cure!
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Guitar