Here are some real bonafide weapons of mass destruction:

Alcoholic beverages, tobacco, cocaine, refined sugar, caffeinated drinks, junk food, soft drinks, and cell phones in the hands of impatient drivers.

They've killed far more people than the A-bomb, but they tend to do it (mostly) in a slower and far less dramatic fashion.

Nevertheless, I think the Joint Chiefs should give serious consideration to launching a devastating first strike on the place most responsible for promoting and harbouring these WMD's...

The USA.

Ooops.

- LH