Hey, you guys are speaking in a disparaging manner of what I've done for a living for the last 25 years! Tonight, I had to yell over the fence at somebody's house because the people wouldn't open their front door. These Denver people seem to like their guns, so I'm a little bit careful here. I went to a folk concert the other night, and got a lecture from the guy next to me about the necessity of handguns. Ah, the life of this door-to-door bureaucrat has been perilous at times. Next time the doorbell rings, be sympathetic. It just could be poor old Joe Offer.
-Joe Offer, gumshoe-