Fred I think you need to unburden yourself and this is just the place to do it! Come on tell all!
My sister-in-law was shopping in the local supermarket when her 6 year-old daughter saw a man wearing a turban. Never having seen anyone with a turban before, the little girl started tugging on her mothers sleeve,
"Look Mummy, Look",
my sister-in-law, feeling embarrassed, tried to distract her "Come over here!"
"Look Mummy" my neice persisted,
By now a couple of customers were looking to see what was the cause of such interest to the little girl.
Undetered she continued " But Mummy you must come and see............It's a GENIE!!!"
I don't know what the man in the turban thought about it but if it were me I wouldn't have been able to resist saying,
"Your wish is my command!"