UNITED NATIONS-In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday,
President Bush called upon the international community to support his
"U.S. Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any
action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.


"As a shining beacon of freedom and democracy, America has inspired
the world," said Bush in his 25-minute address. "With its military might, it
has kept the peace and bravely defended the unalienable [sic] rights
of millions around the globe. In this spirit, I call upon the world's
nations to support my proposal to give America unrestricted carte blanche to
remove whatever leaders, plunder whatever resources, and impose
whatever policies it deems necessary or expedient."

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