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The Talkin' IRS Blues

Check exemptions add them up
And enter total here
Wages tips and salaries received within the year

Deduct the cost of traveling,attach required sheet
Hotel charges,porter tips and what you spent to eat

Subtract line 6 from 5 above and write the total down
Then make a tidy package of receipts from out of town

Profits made from businesses on seperate schedule C
Other income gained or lost bring over from page 3

Add 7,8 and 10 and print the answer on 11
Then check your figures once again from 10 thru 8 thru 7

Now 11 is your ajusted gross and to figure doctor bills
Take 3 percent of this and then take 1 percent for pills

Overage you may deduct plus hospital insurance
Then have a cup of coffee black to keep up your endurance

Contributions interst paid auto license fees
Safety features tools supplies employement agencys

Entertaining customers taxes paid to state
Glasses denetures union dues instructions on page 8

But just before you sign your name you'll have a twing of fear
So you'll take it to a CPA just like you done last year

by Loyuie Roy c. 1948