'We Never Had Such Taxes' is in the DT here and is very easy to modify.

I offer a very unsophisticated verse to get the ball rolling:

They'll put a tax on sneezing and on snoring in the night.
And saying "Boo!" to babies that gives 'em such a fright,
And sex it isn't free no more there's meters by your bed,
With entry charges, 'n time based fees for all the fun you've had

Regards, John