To the tune "Take me back to Tulsa"

Take away my taxes, they are way to scary.
Take away them taxes, they seem so unfairy.

Tax man came to see me, said I owed a bunch.
Took away my savings, house, car, and lunch.
I'm starving on the corner, selling apples cheap.
I owe them too much money, out a window I will leap.

Take away my taxes, It's so doggone scary.
They take away your houses, it is so darn unfairy.

Garnisheed my wages, placed a lien upon my house,
Froze my assets cold, and siezed my accounts.
God, I love this country, I love it just a heap.
Forget the stupid window, from Mt. Rushmore I will leap.

Oh, take away them taxes, it is so unfair.
I'm thinking of the IRS, as I'm flying through the air.

The bums will probably bill my estate for the clean-up.