Now, hang on a second - I am still reeling from MudGuard's description of the "kazoo nightmare" at Stony Stratford! That was no nightmare! Why, LtS, Snuffy, Ella and me (who've I missed?) were on FINE form. How understated would the raffle have been without the incredible soaring accompaniment heralding the announcement of the prizewinners!?


Hmph! Sour grapes, I say! In fact, only this lunchtime I purchased a new metal kazoo for a dear friend of mine, who will be so grateful to receive it for his birthday next week. I'm sure when he told me "I've never heard anything like that before", little did he realise he'd soon have one of his own! If we can spread a little happiness through the sweet kazoo, then my life will not have been in vain.